So let me get this straight ( Read more... )

 Dear my World of Warcraft character's Crazy Ex-Wife,

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 psycho RPer: " I don't like you anymore because you don't think I'm God!  I can make up new powers that weren't in my canon if I want to!"

Mods (and everyone else): "No, you can't."

psycho RPer: "Yes I can! I am emotionally fragile and my whole life is tied up in this game! I should be able to do what I want! It's my canon, and I will interpret ( Read more... )

Regarding a board that I admin at 1) For the last time, YES, you can post with the same character in two different threads. You do not only have to have them in one thread at a time. It is in the rules. It is in the FAQ. We've said it in the cbox more than once when people were there to see but still asked later themselves. We've said it in threads ( Read more... )

Long-time lurker, first time poster here. So I hope I do this right.

Now, a bit of backstory, as is so common in these posts. I play-by-post  RP. I am currently "running" a very successful OC-centered RP that has been going for a few months now. It's gone through four threads and been deleted twice. It's gone through hell and back. It is now ( Read more... )

Dear player,

It makes me headdesk every. single. time. you come up with a new spelling for another player's characters' names. Are you fucking serious that you can't manage to spell Katherine, despite it being a) extremely common; b) in the fucking post almost every single time; c) her being your character's boss? I will not even speak of the ( Read more... )

MOAR X-MEN FAIL! Coming from: Shenanigans Part One, Shenanigans Part Two, Shenanigans Part Three, Shenanigans Part Four, and lastly Molesting and Comforting My Character is the Same Thing According to WutDude. In this entry, NoSee and NotTheCreature!FromTheBlueLagoon return to prominence with a lusting, heaving vengeance and WutDude DIDN'T DO ( Read more... )

( I would like to have some words with you... )

I am blessed enough to Tabletop game with my two bestest friends in the world, a boy and a girl, and we have been doing so for a long long time. However, in the last 5 years or so, I have noticed a trend that keeps growing with my female friend.

She CONSTANTLY makes male homosexual prettyboys. NO MATTER WHAT THE SETTING IS, and what little sense.it ( Read more... )

It's been a very long time since I've posted in this community, but I recently recalled I'd promised to share the story of yet another absolutely terrible character in a tabletop RP I've run.  Some background on the setting first: It was a pretty standard fantasy setting full of intentional stereotypes (which were part of the joke).  So Dungeons &  ( Read more... )